
Some problems look a whole lot smaller from the middle of the lake. The truck is parked. The trailer is empty. Everybody's aboard. You idle past the last buoy, push the throttle forward, and suddenly whatever was waiting for you back on shore doesn't seem quite as important anymore.
FUCK Y'ALL. I'M GOIN' BOATIN'. Featuring a bow-rider cutting across a wide-open mountain lake with friends, family, the dog, and an entire day of water ahead, this sticker is for the people who understand that owning a boat might create its fair share of problems—but somehow being on one solves a hell of a lot of them.
Stick it on your cooler, boat gear, tackle box, toolbox, garage cabinet, or anywhere else that could use a reminder to get off the shore and leave the bullshit behind.
Part of the Greasewood & Iron Fuck Y'all Collection — built around that point when you've dealt with enough of everything else and decide it's time to go do what you'd rather be doing.
Greasewood & Iron — Built on Experience.
Product features
- Premium water-resistant vinyl for durability
- Matte finish with smooth, even surface
- UV protective laminate rated 5+ years outdoors
- Eco-solvent inks and eco-friendly printing
- Easy-peel backing; suitable for indoor and outdoor use
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
Matte finish
Has a smooth, even surface
UV protective laminate
The premium vinyl is rated to last over 5 years in all weather conditions as a protective layer of matte laminate is applied to each sticker.
Eco-friendly product
The stickers are printed using environmentally friendly Eco-Solvent inks
Premium water-resistant vinyl
To ensure the adhesive is not affected by water, products should be placed on very smooth surfaces (i.e. glass).
Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards..
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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